I'm glad you liked the mailbox! Fortunately there are people who send stuff to my actual address. :)

Yeah, the UFO thing, sorry if I messed up/offended anyone. I think it's because I'm "both", "neither" seems the most alien to me. Basically, the biggest piece of mental translation I've needed to do. But this isn't how things actually are, just for US. My nice base camp is in between your black hole and lava pit. XD